you win again, gameday.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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