Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
As payment for all the times you have babysat me while im drunk, im giving you the shorts i stole from the guy i stayed with on friday night. They're clean. Come get em.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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