forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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