I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
It's official. I now have that "I was drunk and needed the money" college story to share later in life.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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