Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
