Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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