ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
She pulled a wad of lint out of my bellybutton while she was blowing me. Said she's never seen anything like it. I've never gone soft so fast.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
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