I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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