I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
I'm too high and old for this...
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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