is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
