Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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