You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
I'm sorry about the fire. I was too fucked up to do science, apparently.
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