i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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