he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
Randomize
