I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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