You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I am naked and annoyed.
Randomize
