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you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
What are you doing St Patricks day? I'm banned from all work parties with open bar ever since the cinco de mayo party that I dumped a drink on my co-workers head and played air guitar on my boss' ankle cast.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
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