Clothes are such an inconvenience.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
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