He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I drunkenly sent a picture of my scrotum to the entire baseball team last night
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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