So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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