A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
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