I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
How's Vegas?
Woke up with a sculpture of my own head. Been trying to find Ashley for two days. so pretty not too bad.
But if you do poop yourself let me know. I want that as a tagline. "So funny she'll make you shit yourself."
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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