Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Randomize
