You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
...i apologize for hitting you up so much tonight im just kinda in a little pickle. im going to sleep in my car near u so pretty plz lmk if you head home...
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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