all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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