Who wears a wallet chain?!
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
On the back of that comment, I've formed a theory that as a result of my brainwashing your drunk self actually believes that beards are your calling.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
how drunk are you?
Several
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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