Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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