Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
Well. Another one of my exes came out of the closet.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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