She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
weed, chlorine, and victory. my bed smells like i had sex with michael phelps.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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