This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
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