Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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