Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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