My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I had a dream about a turtle sitting on top of a horse skull. I'm certain its a symbol for my dead sex life. Trust me.
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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