Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
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