she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I'm so hungover that if we go to panera, I'll probably get a bread bowl to throw up in.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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