I heard we made out
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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