Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Dry humping a girl for an hour and then jizzing in your pants doesn't count as losing it.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
Holy shit dude........stairs
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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