No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
HE TALKS ABOUT HIS DICK IN THIRD PERSON ABORT MISSION ABORT FUCKING MISSION
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
I just got high and swiffered the bathroom floor....2 for 2 on brilliant life ideas
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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