So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I feel like a Europe failure cause I'm coming home from the club at 3:30 and so many people are just arriving... Wtf? 3:30am People! Drink earlier!
It's a Tuesday.
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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