dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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