I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
My dad just sent me a text telling me to "say hi to all the luscious bitches" at the gay bar. Guess this explains my childhood
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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