I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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