Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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