absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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