I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
