since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I left my parents and ran through the airport. I was like I'm not getting stuck in Atlanta tonight and not having sex.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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