Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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