I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I'm hungover and surrounded by children and Republicans. What did I do to deserve this?
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
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