Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
He used the term 'cock-staggering' in an email. So needless to say things are going pretty well.
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