ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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